April Fools’ Day joke? We wish. Blurring the lines between ridiculous and mad genius, depending on your point of view, these 10 products are real, available for you to buy to satisfy all your beer-related needs.

1. Beer Spa Day at Vail
After a hard day on the slopes, Level 4 Beer Enthusiasts will relax with a beer in hand, but that’s amateur hour. As a Level 8 Beer Enthusiast, you relax with a hand in beer. The spa at Vail’s Four Seasons resort is offering a ‘Brew and Renew’ rejuvenation package, a craft brew-centric day aimed at attracting more men. Exfoliate with barley husks, dip your toes in the Amber Ale foot soak, and let the tension melt away with a stout scalp treatment.