10. Shotgun Champ
Many simple tasks are made exponentially more difficult when drinking is involved. Take shotgunning a beer, for example. When you are sober, puncturing an aluminum can with a pen is child’s play. When you are drunk, it is downright dangerous. But what - you’re only supposed to shotgun beers when sober? No way. Use the Shotgun Champ and “wasted beer and injuries from sharp objects will be a thing of the past!”